A Short Rant on Stupid Deer

We’ve been telling this joke for years: Whenever someone comes to our table and says “that plant is deer resistant? My deer love that!”… and we say “well, it’s a well known fact that deer can’t read”. Badum-pum-tshhh.

We’ve talked to folks from all over Vancouver Island who are all to happy to rant about what damage the deer have wrought, and no two stories are the same. The truth is that there’s an incredible amount of variables at play here: not all deer are going to have a taste for the same things, and what they choose to eat will be very much based on what’s available to them, so if the pickings are slim, they’ll start to munch on the things they’ve been avoiding. If you’ve been around the block, you’ll have noticed this; some years they won’t touch ________ and other years it’s been mowed to the ground.

It’s incredibly frustrating, because there’s no one size fits all solution. It’s a lot of trial and error. Curiously, my son was able to grow some incredibly tasty deer treats in Saanich on an unfenced property that saw at least 4-5 deer pass through every single day. The secret? His plants were not on their routine path through the property, and so they passed by unnoticed. I suspect that had he stayed there for longer than 3-4 years, or if there wasn’t such a wealth of tasty food around, the deer would have wised up to the gambit.

Consequently, we try to make a distinction between deer resistant, and deer proof. The former are plants that are not on most deer’s top lists for lunch, and so with a bit of luck and some better food around, you likely won’t see much, or any damage to them. The latter category are plants that are toxic to deer and they will not under any circumstances eat them. Except when you encounter my nemesis…

Stupid deer. Like humans, I can’t help but suspect that deer have a range of abilities and intelligence levels. That would make sense, after all. Now I’m not an ungulate behaviourist, but I have to imagine that there are two kinds of deer who will try a plant that will literally kill them if they eat too much of it: young deer who don’t yet know better, and that one Bambi who’s two bricks short of a dozen.

There is nothing in the world that you can do to protect against stupid deer short of a tall fence. These bumbling jerks are just going to cruise around trying *everything* at least once, maybe twice, and perhaps a third time for good measure. The good news is that they generally do stop eating the poisonous plants before they keel over in your front lawn, but be realistic: even if you populate your front garden with deadly nightshade and castor beans (which is what ricin comes from), you’ll at some point go out and discover that they’ve been molested by some deer who doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together. And there just isn’t a thing you can do about it.

The bright side is that even with the less deadly options (like Alliums, Narcissus or Fritillaria), even the stupidest ones won’t (shouldn’t) do so much damage that your entire planting is ruined. Most commonly, I see some half-hearted nibbles on the leaves, an experimental bite or two, and no more. And I’m pretty at peace with that.

That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

Fritillaria: Sweetly Secluded

Fritillaria Meleagris

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Full/part sun, perennial, rich and well drained soil, hardy to Z3, 4-18″ tall, depending on species. Naturalizes well. Plant 4x the height of the bulb in fall or early spring. Deer proof, drought tolerant.

Check out our full list of Fritillaria


Fritillaria Persica (Persian Lily)

Like tulips, Fritillaria are part of the larger family of lilies, but unfortunately these beauties are more commonly spotted in professional than home gardens, despite being easy to grow. There are Fritillaria species distributed all over temperate parts of the Northern hemisphere, from Russia and Iran all the way over to Western North America. It is believed that they crossed over the Bering Strait on two separate occasions, and they have uses both as foods and medicine in Traditional Chinese Medicine as well as various Indigenous cultures here in the Pacific Northwest.

Fritillaria meleagris alba

Because of the wide spread of this genus, there is a lot of variety in their overall height and way that these beauties flower, but they all do bloom in mid-late spring. The Imperialis subgenus has a base of leaves with a tall (24-36″) stem, atop which sits a crown of bright orange or red bell-shaped flowers.

Fritillaria Imperialis ‘Rubra’ (Crown Imperial)

The Persian Lily subgenus has a tall (24-36″) spire of flowers that are typically deep purple verging on black, but some varietals are ivory white. Others like the Meleagris or Michailovskyi top out at around 7″, and have a single flower per stem, like a gently nodding tulip. These varieties are very amenable to naturalizing (not at all invasively) into lawns, and create an outstanding show in the spring that will leave you putting off mowing just a little bit longer. However, don’t worry if you must mow them down – they will come back next year to delight you once again.

Fritillaria meleagris

Though many types of lilies are quite tasty to deer, fritillaria are poisonous to them, and so they will either be completely ignored, or if you’re unlucky enough to have a dim-witted deer in your neighbourhood, they’ll get a small nibble or two in before they decide to move on. Like Alliums and Narcissums, Fritillaria can therefore be used as a kind of ‘defense’ – plant them on the borders of your bed along with other deer-unfriendly plants, and the pesky buggers are more likely to pass up your beds for yummier pastures.

Fritillaria meleagris alba

All types of Fritillaria will naturalize, meaning that you won’t be stuck planting bulbs year after year – they’ll come back, and gently clump up over time. Like most spring blooming bulbs, they want barely any water over the summer as that is their dormancy period. If you want to split them, late summer is best. The bulbs themselves seem like an assemblage of ‘scales’, which vaguely resemble an artichoke but are far more fragile. If you knock some off while planting or splitting them, don’t worry! Each of those scales will grow into a full size bulb with time, though they won’t flower for the first few years as they need to accumulate stored energy first.

All of the beauties you see here are one’s we are carrying for the autumn planting season – you can check out our full list of Fritillaria we’re carrying, or place an order.

Happy Gardening!

Narcissus: The Shameless Beauties

Narcissus ‘My Story’.

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Full/part sun, perennial, well drained soil, hardy to Z4, 18-36″ tall, or 5-12″ if a dwarf species. Naturalizes. Plant 4x the height of the bulb in fall or early spring. Deer resistant, drought tolerant.

Full list of Narcissus varietals we’re carrying this year


Echo and Narcissus (1903), by John William Waterhouse

It isn’t entirely clear whether the myth came from the flower, or the flower from the myth, but in the end, narcissus is synonymous with a love for beauty and a pride in that beauty. Narcissus flowers certainly strike me as proud – they are some of the earliest bulbs to flower during the spring season, preceded only by crocuses and snowdrops, those tiny promises of winter’s end.

Narcissus ‘Minnow’

While the most commonly planted Narcissus flowers aren’t fragrant, many varietals within the genus are. Their scent is sweet and powerful, similar to sweet peas with a hint of freshly cut grass thrown in.

Narcissus ‘Replete’

Most Narcissus bloom in early to mid-spring, and range in colour from pure white through butter yellow to a deep golden orange. In our garden, we’ve had fields of Forget-Me-Nots out of which the Narcissus poke their sunny heads. The effect of those cheerful yellow faces rising out of the delicate sea of blue feels like a celebration of the garden’s return to life.

Narcissus ‘Sorbet’

Along with Alliums, the Narcissus genus won’t get touched by deer, as the genus produces alkaloids that are toxic to them. This adaptive mechanism means that they make great border plants – the worst damage you’ll see is a less-than-brilliant deer give a leaf or two a try before it moves on to something that won’t burn its mouth, though they’re commonly enough planted that it’s unusual to encounter a deer who hasn’t already given daffodils a shot and decided against running the experiment again.

Narcissus ‘Orange Sunset’

These sunny beauties are most often seen with the traditional single layer of six petals, but there are double and triple varietals, with an effect more similar to a small dahlia. There is also the gorgeous Narcissus Poeticus var. Recurvus, which has recurved creamy white petals surrounding a halo-like gold corona that’s edged with a deep orange.

Narcissus ‘Bridal Crown’

Most Narcissus grow to a height of approximately 18″, but there are dwarf varietals that are well suited to small beds or containers. If you walk around the Butchart Gardens in daffodil season (March – April), you may spot some of the adorable “petticoat type” daffodils planted in containers, which barely clear 5″ before putting out golden bell-shaped flowers – their petals are insignificant but their corona is outsized, resulting in that classic ‘petticoat’ shape.

Narcissus ‘Pom Pom Rose’

All of the varieties you see here are ones we’re carrying for the autumn planting season, for which you can place an order (for pickup in Courtenay) here.

See a full list of the Narcissus varietals we carry

If you can’t wait to get your hands on some, you can try making an appointment to come visit us at our home nursery in Courtenay, or place an order online.

Happy Gardening!

Narcissus ‘Yazz’

Alliums: The Bulletproof Bulb


Allium sphaerocephalon

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Full/full-part sun, perennial, well drained fertile soil, hardy to Z4, 12″-48″ depending on varietal, naturalizes. Plant 4x the height of the bulb in fall or early spring. Deer and rodent resistant, drought tolerant. Bees love it.

If you’re still curious or want to figure out what I’m talking about, read on!

See the full list of Alliums we’re carrying for the 2021 fall planting season


The genus Allium covers about 500 species from the usual onions and shallots, to highly ornamental flowers that are everything from deer-proof (!!) to drought resistant.

Allium ‘White Giant’

Most bloom in late spring to early summer, filling in that gap in flowers between the tulips and the rest of your summer show. They generally come in purple or white, but you can find some dark burgundy, blue, yellow, or pale lavender varietals. They can grow anywhere from 12″ to 48″ depending on the varietal, meaning that they work well to either fill the front of your bed, or as stand-out features in the back. They will absolutely pop against orange or yellow flowers such as euphorbia, or if you’re looking for a softer effect, try pairing them with some silvery-gray foliage such as Dusty Miller or Artemesia.

Allium Bulgaricum

They’re hardy to zone 4, and will naturalize over time, gently clumping up into lovely clusters of nodding flowers. The bees absolutely love them, so expect to see them crawling all over every inch of the (typically) globe-shaped flowers.

Allium neopolitanum

Alliums are toxic to almost every animal except for humans, so you won’t get any pesky deer, rabbits, or rodents destroying your precious flowers; the worst we’ve seen is a deer try a nibble before moving on to something better. That being said, their pungent flavour and smell (they are part of the onion family, after all) means that you don’t have to worry about your pets making an ill advised choice for a chew toy – unlike lilies, which are very toxic to cats and are unfortunately not as bad-tasting to them.

Allium ‘Hair’

As with all bulbs, you’ll get the best results year-to-year if you deadhead the flowers before they set seed, but leave the leaves to absorb all the energy they can get to pack into their bulbs for next year’s show.

Allium ’Yellow Fantasy’

Alliums should be planted in early fall or early spring. Like all bulbs, they prefer not to have soggy feet over the winter so don’t plant them in areas where water puddles or in heavy clay that turns to mush during the rainy months. That being said, they’re extremely well suited for the wet and rainy Pacific Northwest, and so with a bit of care in siting you will have blooms for years to come. You can find a detailed page on Alliums on the Royal Horticultural Society’s website which is absolutely one of the best resources for gardening information on the internet.

See the selection of Alliums we’ve got in stock for planting this fall.

Allium schubertii (also comes in white!!)